From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Flippin’ sweet quotes

Heed these words of wisdom straight from the mouth of Napoleon Dynamite himself.

February 23 2005

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"I caught you a delicious bass."

"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

"Just follow your heart. That's what I do."

"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"

"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!"

"Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!"