"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"Just follow your heart. That's what I do."
"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"
"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."
"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!"
"Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!"