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Flippin’ sweet quotes

Heed these words of wisdom straight from the mouth of Napoleon Dynamite himself.


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"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"I caught you a delicious bass."

"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

"Just follow your heart. That's what I do."

"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"

"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!"

"Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!"










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