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Posing as Akon, Ralphige calls Michael Jackson to discuss building a school in Africa.

Jackson: That's right. Now, let me ask you this: I'm trying to figure out why you don't sound just like yourself today. Is it the phone?

Ralphige: It might be the phone. I'm actually in the air [on my way to Jamaica] right now. �

Jackson: You're in the air? Oh, OK, because I was thinking it was somebody pretending to be you. It changes the tonality of your voice. I see, I see. I want to make history on this one, Akon. �

Ralphige: Well, let's do it, Michael. I don't see really what can stop us.

Jackson: Nothing can stop us but ourselves. And we want the world, and that's what we're going to do. I want you to pull from your gut and your soul and see it done already, like in your imagination, just see it accomplished as setting world records. We could do this.

Ralphige: If Oprah can do it, we can do it.

Pretending to be Brooke Hogan's boyfriend and calling himself "Gregory, the Gregster," Ralphige phoned record producer Scott Storch to find out if he and Hogan had "something intimate" going on. Storch eventually got the pop singer's angry father, Hulk Hogan, on the line.

Storch: I don't mess with 17-year-old girls, OK? First of all, I'm 32 years old and my girlfriend's publicized in magazines; you know what I'm saying? It's like I don't mess with kids -- you know what I'm saying -- and I don't mix business with pleasure, so that's first of all. And as far as you calling my cell phone, I'm going to find out who you are, and you can get fucked up for shit like this. You don't know who you're calling, homey.

Ralphige: I know who I'm calling, boy. You don't know who I am.

Storch: Do me a favor -- don't ever call this phone again. Ever. OK?

Ralphige: Dude, you're a homo. Let me catch you with my girl again, I'm going to fuck you up, bro.