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Burningangel.com. The site of alt-porn queen and newly minted Spin magazine sex columnist Joanna Angel, Burningangel.com claims it "celebrates the intersection of sex and rock 'n' roll." Pierced and tatted goth chicks appear in layouts and profiles that are a bit edgier than what you'd find at Suicidegirls.com. Same goes for Angel's interviews with rock acts such as Planes Mistaken for Stars and Fischerspooner. (In the latter, she asks band member Casey Spooner if he'd like to participate in her next "Jizzsperiment," to which he replies, "No, I think my ejaculation is fine where it is.") You can also read CD reviews featuring a rating system that uses phrases such as "Was that your first time?" (two stars) and "Yeah � just like that" (four stars). And of course you can order Angel's latest DVD. (Cum on My Tattoo 2, anyone?)

Nerve.com. "Nerve exists because sex is beautiful and absurd, remarkably fun and reliably trauma-inducing," this Web site's mission statement reads. Contributors to the literary and pop-culture site have written about everything from working as a receptionist for an escort service that caters to Mormons to a skeptic's first-time experience with tantric sex to an intimate encounter with an amputee. The site also presents sex advice from people from various walks of life; a recent column asked soccer players questions such as what to do if your partner smells "rancid" when you're performing oral sex. And in addition to erotic photos, fiction and horoscopes, Nerve.com features reviews of mainstream movies and music, as well as links to contributor blogs and personal ads. Some of the content is free, while some will require you to pony up and become a member in, er, good standing.

Makeyourowndildo.com. Love the playa but hate the game? Now, you can have the best of all possible worlds. Get your guy to use the Make-Your-Own-Dildo kit available at this site, and you can kick his ass to the curb but still hang on to the only part of him you want to keep. For $69.95, you get molding gel, a molding tube and liquid rubber. Follow the four-step process -- you may have fun readying him for step two -- and 24 hours later, you'll have a scarily realistic rendering of Mr. Johnson and the twins. Kits come in pink, brown or glow-in-the-dark, and so may you.

Mojotoad.com/cgi-bin/namegen.cgi. You don't have to move to the San Fernando Valley and shake your diggler to get a cool porn name; just visit a porn-star-name generator on the Web. One of our favorites can be found at Mojotoad.com, which establishes your nom de spume by crossing the name of your first pet with your mom's maiden name, thus combining sad memories with creepy Oedipal feelings. Also recommended: Davezilla.com/games, which combines the street you grew up on with Ma's maiden name. If you're too lazy for all that, just go to Blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator and let them jerk one out for you.