The legendary writer Gore Vidal once declared, "Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself."
He wrote this, of course, long before the invention of couch-bombing, the Bullwinkle and the angry dragon. (If you don't know what these sex acts entail, look them up on
Urbandictionary.com. And then, promptly mourn the promise of all humanity.) Sex may not have built the Golden Glades Interchange, but somewhere in South Florida, you can be damned sure someone has already invented a position named just that. And if not, someone should. As for the Don Shula Expressway, well, some things are better left alone.
Despite Vidal's assertion to the contrary, there is plenty left to be done about sex, as the stories featured on the following pages prove. The makers of vibrating nipple clips, the TongueJoy and other bedroom devices are testaments to that, as is our list of sexual products that must be invented right now. Porn director Diana DeVoe is doing plenty about sex, as someone who has had so much of it rightly should. The Miami rapper Garcia has proudly joined the Itty Bitty Titty Committee -- and that's doing something, right?
If you'd like to do something about it, aside from the obvious, please join us Friday at Pangaea at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. From 10 p.m. to 1 a.m., the club will host a party celebrating the publication of the City Link Sex Issue. Drink specials will be offered. The club is located at 5711 Seminole Way, in Hollywood. Call 954/581-5454 or visit
Pangaea-lounge.com. With any luck, all the couch bombers will stay home.
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