From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Street talker
July 18 2007
Name: Alexandra
Age: 22
City: Miami
How many partners have you had? Three
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yeah … three
Does size matter? Oh, yeah!
What is your biggest fantasy? Having sex in a cemetery
Do you believe in open relationships? Yeah, because I would still want to be with other girls besides my man
What is a turnoff in bed? Speaking to me in Spanish while having sex
What is a turn-on in bed? S&M
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Using a gag ball, cutting and bleeding
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? A diseased dick?
Do you have any sex toys? Yes -- a vibrator, a whip and a gag ball
Do you have any strange bedroom habits? Choking
Name: Cliff
Age: 24
City: North Miami Beach
How many partners have you had? 10
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes, a couple
Fake breasts or real? Real
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Four years
What is your biggest fantasy? Having sex on top of money
Do you believe in open relationships? No
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Sex on top of boss' desk
What is the strangest place you've ever had sex? The second-level bathroom at Pro Player Stadium
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? No, but it sounds kinky
Name: Fernand
Age: 28
City: Miami
How many partners have you had? 21
Fake breasts or real? Real titties
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Six years
What is your biggest fantasy? Keyshia Cole, naked and covered in honey
What is a turnoff in bed? Stink puss
What is a turn-on in bed? Fat back in a thong
What is the strangest place you've ever had sex? Miami Dade College and the Aventura Mall movie theater
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? Capt. Hook
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? No
Do you have any strange bedroom habits? Hair pulling
Sex during menstruation: acceptable or repulsive? Repulsive, but acceptable on the last day
Name: Gracie
Age: 19
City: Carol City
How many partners have you had? 12
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yeah, one
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Eight months
What is your biggest fantasy? Role-playing in a room full of candles
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Either getting nutted on the stomach, pulling hair or anal
What is the strangest place you've ever had sex? Recording studio
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? Miss Loudmouth
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? One you can't blow on?
What is the most sex you've had in 24 hours? 10 times
Name: Kim
Age: 29
City: Fort Lauderdale
How many partners have you had? Over 20, but below 35
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Five years
Do you believe in open relationships? As long as it's mutual
Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? In the men's bathroom with the door flung open
What music do you like to get it on to? R&B
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? The Italian Stallion
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? I have no idea
Have you ever been curious as to what hetero sex is like? Sure, why not? But only if another girl is involved.
Do you have any sex toys? Of course! Lots of strap-ons.
Name: Liza
Age: 23
City: Allapattah
How many partners have you had? Five
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yeah, one time
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Six months
What is your biggest fantasy? Seduced in a bungalow in Bora Bora
What is a turnoff in bed? Stench
What is a turn-on in bed? Aggression
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Oral
What is the strangest place you've ever had sex? In a school
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? A bad pipe?
Have you ever caught your parents having sex? No, but I caught my older sister with her husband
What is the most sex you've had in 24 hours? Three times
Name: Omar
Age: 20
City: Hialeah
How many partners have you had? 12
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes
Fake breasts or real? Both
What is your biggest fantasy? Doing it on an elevator
What is a turnoff in bed? A female keeping her bra on and talking too much
What is a turn-on in bed? If she can get it up quickly
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Sex on the beach
What music do you like to get it on to? R&B
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? Back Door Tricks
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? A sex position?
What is the most sex you've had in 24 hours? Five hours
Name: Elizabeth
Age: 18
City: Hollywood
How many partners have you had? Three
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Two years
What is your biggest fantasy? Sex during a thunderstorm
What is a turnoff in bed? No aggression, no noise
What is a turn-on in bed? I love a guy who makes noise.
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Role-played as a little schoolgirl
Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? The back yard behind an empty house
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? Babycakes
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? No
Do you have any sex toys? Yes, I have two.
What is the most you've had sex in 24 hours? Five times
Name: Tony
Age: 21
City: Hollywood
How many partners have you had? That is incriminating.
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? What's a relationship?
What is your biggest fantasy? Sex at work
What is a turnoff in bed? Anything that stinks
What is a turn-on in bed? Whips, chains and handcuffs
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? I'm not really into kinky stuff, so probably 69
Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? Behind a Winn-Dixie
If you were to have a porn name, what would it be? Thrill Drill Tony
Do you have any sex toys? Do handcuffs count?
What is the most you've had sex in 24 hours? Six times
Name: Write Beat
Age: 23
City: Hialeah
How many partners have you had? 12
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes, three
Fake breasts or real? If the boobs look nice, then no fake ones. If they need help, then yeah, go fake.
What is the longest relationship you've ever had? Four years
What is your biggest fantasy? A threesome with my girl and Jennifer Aniston
Do you believe in open relationships? If there's no love involved, then yeah
What is a turnoff in bed? Excess hair
What is a turn-on in bed? Watching a girl touch herself
What is the strangest place you've ever had sex? Port-a-potty
Do you know what a rusty trombone is? A dirty dick?
Do you have any strange bedroom habits? Slapping, pulling hair
Sex during menstruation: acceptable or repulsive? Repulsive, but acceptable
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