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Attention all unsuspecting, goodhearted men and women in the South Florida area," begins the post by ALBD on www.cheaternews.com, "there is a dirty, rotten snake among us, and he goes by the name of Josh, [or] J, J-Boz being his favorite, since he is a DJ. Well, let me warn you, he is the scum of the earth."

Lowdown, cheatin' scoundrels are hereby put on notice: If you get caught sampling someone else's goodies, you may just appear on the cheaters' forum at Cheater News. The forums are organized alphabetically by state, so you can check out infidelities from the Methodist minister in Alabama to the dude in Wisconsin who won't reveal to his conquests that he has herpes.

Certainly, according to some of our cuckolded residents, the Sunshine State has no shortage of shadowy misbehavior. "And when have you ever looked for the good in anything, you sour, mean-spirited, jealous, controlling, vindictive, vengeful, underhanded, conniving, lying, cheating piece of cow manure?" posts an apparently not-over-it contributor named Jane.

Yes, the posts can get specific, as in the poor schlub who came home early one night to find his girlfriend in bed with someone who wasn't him. He mentions her by name (though we won't) and reveals that she lives in Miami Beach and works in a museum. Or, in the case of Annbaby, who calls out her cheater by name, says he lives in Miami Beach and works for Best Western Hotels. She nabbed him when he started using the computer late at night to chat with a Russian lady. "I guess tons of folks have felt that gut-wrenching feeling when computers are brought into our homes," she writes. "It is awful what is going on out there. Be careful!" That goes for you cheaters, too.