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Banging spaces If you want to pull an all-nighter in your dorm that doesn't involve studying, avoid these decorating disasters. Important: This article was last updated on August 22, 2007. Please call ahead to confirm hours, prices, dates and other information.
While most of the people you hook up with in college understand the limits of dorm-room décor — the institutional paint, furniture that might have been hip during the Reagan administration, your roommate — nothing kills the mood for sex quicker than those revealing glimpses of what a total goob you truly are. Sure, you can stash your porn and empty pizza boxes, but just try explaining that life-size Joey Fatone cutout. So in the interests of keeping student bodies, er, active, we offer the following dorm-room don'ts that, if followed, should turn your living quarters into (bow-chicka-bow-bow) loving quarters. Guys Zelda posters Action figures Jenna Jameson inflatable vagina pillows Transformers bedsheets Photos of your girlfriend "back home" Pogs trophies Power Rangers pajamas with matching bath set Girls More than two stuffed animals Jenna Jameson inflatable vagina pillows Photos of your real boyfriend Anything with a unicorn Your high school diploma in a frame Everyone Papasan chairs Black-light anything Lladro figurines Mitt Romney campaign literature |
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