Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 S.W. 30th Ave., Pembroke Park, 954/455-8318, www.scarlettscabaret.com
Out in newly hip West Hollywood -- that is, at the Seminole Hard Rock -- many poker players have taken to calling their winnings "Scarlett cash." Scarlett's has finally overtaken the other great Broward strip clubs -- places such as Diamond Dolls and, especially, The Cheetah -- to become the premier destination for viewing naked female flesh. Impressively, the place is open until 5 a.m. weeknights and 8 a.m. Fridays and Saturdays. Considering hours like that, a person begins to understand how late-night poker players still have plenty of time to hit Scarlett's and blow their winnings, thus perpetuating the circle of life. Boy gets cash, cash gets hot chick, boy spends cash on hot chick, boy goes home alone to think about how to get more cash. If you're already involved with a woman, drag her out to the strip club with you. Couples pay no cover on Thursdays, and a bottle of Moët and Chandon champagne costs just $100. Hey, nobody ever said strip clubs were cheap.
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