Sofa Kings
9160 W. State Road 84, Davie, 954/474-5637, www.sofakingsrratedbar.com
Only two bars really compete in this category: Automatic Slim's and Sofa Kings. While Slim's in Fort Lauderdale is certainly a major destination for any Himmarshee-bound night owl, the scantily clad women there are only a small part of the total package. At Sofa Kings, it's all about the babes. Billing itself as the nation's only R-rated bar, Sofa Kings boasts the titular couches as well as frosty beer, beautiful expert dancers in the requisite schoolgirl uniforms and, thanks to the proximity of ever-popular cowboy bar Round Up, a room packed with desperate, lonely rednecks. You know what that means -- no competition! Except, of course, in the case of dancers who find mullets, late-1980s Camaros and bad teeth attractive.
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