From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Best Body Shots

October 18 2006

Coyote Ugly
220 S.W. Second St., Fort Lauderdale, 954/764-8459, Coyoteuglysaloon.com

If you've ever fantasized about sipping a shot from the navel of a ridiculously good-looking woman, Coyote Ugly is for you. Let a Coyote hover seductively over you as she stomps on the bar, yanks bank your hair and guides your mouth toward her midsection. If you order tequila, you'll get some bonus action because Coyotes usually store the lime in their cleavage. Although $20 for a single shot may seem steep, watching your friends drool with envy is well worth the cost. After you drink the shot, the Coyote will spank your ass with a leather whip. A few words of warning, though: Don't even think of asking for a palate-cleansing glass of water or you'll literally get hosed.