Cheetah III
497 N.W. 31st Ave., Pompano Beach,
954/971-2600,
www.cheetahpompano.com
While a few places come close, Cheetah edges out the competition in so many ways:
1) proximity to other strip clubs (Pompano Beach has oodles of them), 2) hotness
and friendliness of dancers and 3) the décor, with its cheetah-print chairs,
mirrored walls and gaudy red surfaces, seems so deliciously sleazy-chic. Say,
as long as we’re giving Cheetah a Best Of, can we get some free lap dances?
No? OK, OK. How about just a few strippers to sit in our laps for a little while?
No again? All right, fine. How about just letting us in free? Yeah?! Wait, you
don’t have a cover charge, do you? Ah well. Can I get 20 singles for this
$20? Thanks!
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