Curly Sue’s Hideout
3927 S.W. 16th St., Fort Lauderdale,
954/792-6935
If you think a good hangout for bikers is that bike night at Fuddruckers, when
all the racers show up on their crotch rockets, this is definitely not the bar
for you. Seriously. Do not approach, and God forbid you park that Ninja outside
the door next to all the Harleys. Memorials to fallen bikers — photos and
handwritten messages — line the cluttered wall behind the bar. An ode to
“Scumbag,” a biker apparently slain in his prime, seems the most dominant
of the lot. High up and to the left, past the boar’s head with the arrow
through it, the skull and crossed pistons of an Outlaws MC sticker looks down
on the scene. Naturally, you might as well leave the plastic at home, don’t
dare utter the word
tab and, though the place offers other beers and wine, do
yourself a favor and order a bottle of Bud. Should you be stupid enough to order
a light, woody Chardonnay, you can always escape out the back door when your fellow
patrons block the front and offer to chain-whip some manhood into you. Outside
the back door, you’ll be treated to a stunning view of torn-up landscaping,
chainlink fence and the allure of a water-treatment plant. What could be cozier?
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