Hollywood Broadwalk
Along the beach between Jefferson and DeSoto streets, Hollywood
www.hollywoodfl.org
Certainly South Florida offers more-beautiful settings for runners than the
Hollywood Broadwalk, especially when it comes to the attractiveness of beachgoers
visible along the jogging path. A favorite of doughy, pale-skinned and overweight
tourists squeezed into swimsuits so revealing you can see the wearer’s
DNA, Hollywood beach provides all the inspiration you need to keep running when
your legs begin to tire and your stomach starts to cramp. For just when you
think about wimping out and shaving a quarter-mile from your daily 3-mile run,
a Boris Yeltsin look-alike waddles into your path, dripping ice-cream cone in
one hand, slice of pizza in the other, and without even a modicum of decency,
stops to adjust his, um, hairy
glasnost, right in front of you. You’ll
finish that last quarter-mile in record time.
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