Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 954/327-7625,
www.seminolehardrock.com
You just won $32,000 after getting dealt the bad beat in Texas Hold ’Em.
All eyes are on you. Some people wish they had your luck. Others wish security
would look the other way so they could follow you to your car and relieve you
of your winnings. But surely, somewhere among this crowd is a person just like
you: unlucky in love but lucky at cards. As you fill up your pockets with cash,
search the room for this person — you’ll know when you see him or
her. When that arrow strikes, walk over, drop to one knee and cut to the chase:
“I know we were meant to be like my winning the bad beat was meant to be,”
you say. “Will you marry me?” If the person says no, then realize
your luck has run out and it’s for the best. If he or she says yes, hand
over half your prize money and walk away — you’d only lose it later
in the divorce, anyway.
Is
your favorite place to eat safe?
