From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Best Place To Break Up

Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 954/327-7625, www.seminolehardrock.com

You just won $32,000 after getting dealt the bad beat in Texas hold ’em. All eyes are on you, including those of your significant other. Throw $2,000 of that money into the air. Run like hell out of the casino.