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Good morning, South Florida. Care to venture in the slipstream?
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"Dude, what are you wearing to the beach?"
"I don't know, maybe my Uma Thurman in 'Kill Bill' bodysuit. I'm also bringing my toothbrush. You?"
"I think I'll break out my Willy Wonka gladiator tunic with the candy-necklace straps."
Recommended listening: "Silver" by Waxahatchee
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It takes a special kind of idiot to question a woman's right to fish, but then, the Internet is filled with special idiots. The women Barbara Corbellini Duarte interviewed for her feature "Florida's fishing girls of Instagram" are pretty good at shutting down their critics. "I feel like most women can play and do most sports men can do,” one Fort Lauderdale angler tells Duarte. “I can handle it, and then prove them wrong and earn some respect.”
Recommended listening: "Fishing" by Superchunk
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“I think everyone who submits stories for this machine are all depressed.” In literature as in life, you get what you pay for.
Recommended listening: "Century" by Feist
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"A tsunami of bubbles is blown from the back of the stage into the audience sitting in the orchestra level. Onstage, a clown carrying a butterfly net appears overwhelmed. He is flanked by two other clowns playing teeny, tiny accordions." Dear God, why have you forsaken us?
Recommended listening: "Tears of a Clown" by the English Beat
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P.S. Phillip is the author of a new drinking newsletter, the Shot Caller. You can sign up for it here.
Recommended listening: "Astral Weeks" by Glen Hansard
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