Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander, half of the "Seinfeld" sitcom quartet, seem to be omnipresent in South Florida lately. One day after Jason Alexander's one-man show in Coral Springs, Seinfeld will bring his curmudgeonly brilliance to Hard Rock Live (1 Seminole Way, Hollywood). During a December bit on "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon" (promoting the Season 5 finale of his web series "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," which, yes, also features Fallon), Seinfeld delivered a George Carlin-like riff on homeowners' accumulation of trash. "All things on Earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Your home is a garbage-processing center, where you buy new things, bring them into your house and slowly crapify them over time," he joked. $79-$169. 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday. 866-502-7529 or MyHRL.com.
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