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While we hated on tourists earlier, we have to give a special mention to the undersized male swimwear to which we are subjected. Kids, avert your eyes because the Europeans have hit the beach. While the gentleman pictured here can questionably get away with this fashion, what's far more common are the chubby, sunburned, middle-aged tourists who regale us with their hairy thighs and beer bellies. Cover up that crotch, Tony Soprano, at least for the sake of the children.
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